“The only motel in Southern California offering all of the following:” (deep breath) "Location, just a few steps from the ocean and a few blocks from the $15,00,000 Mission Bay Development, tiled bath” - okay hold on, that’s a steep decline in attributes, right there.

There’s more, ending up with “Sun deck overlooking the Pacific. Patio. Clean and cozy, with comfort and class. A Place of Distinction for People of Taste.”

Dude, it’s a motel.